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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Killer Cat's Been Driven Mad

Pity poor Cat Bette.

Full of moxie and swagger all last year, efficient and lethal as a killer of birds, rodents and my patience, she now has devolved into a lump of depression, rarely venturing out into the world that used to be hers.


It's snowing today, which is sinking her deeper into her funk. Like a mad Shakespearean character, she wanders from room to room, howling from time to time, eerily echoing the 40 mile per hour gusts trying to get inside the house.

Occasionally she snaps to and approaches the kitchen door . . .





















. . . only to hear the wind, which drives her back to the safety of another spot on another rug.


Even when we toss her out the door or when she dares to try a walkabout, she's squealing like a stuck pig to get back inside in less than half an hour. And when she dashes in, as if propelled by a tornado, she wails for food – even if she wolfed down a fortifying snack just before going out.

Her killing grounds have been covered with snow for weeks, the temperatures have been brutally low, and the birds are rarely seen, so in some ways her lack of motivation is understandable. But I believe Bette's funk goes beyond the obvious.

For one thing, neighboring cats go out and in regularly, seemingly without undue fear or pain. Some come by to check on Bette, like the one that left these tracks going by the kitchen steps just this morning:




Bette, on the other hand, studies an open door, cocking her head to the side before jerking herself around and bolting in the opposite direction – as if suddenly frightened by something I can't see.

I think I've figured it out; it's not the weather. It's the ghosts of birds.

21 comments:

  1. If it's the ghost of the birds my Catzilla is in trouble as well. Although when I left for work this morning he was playing cat badminton in the snow with either a vole or a mouse on the back lawn. Soon all will be right in cat world again.

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    1. At least Catzilla gets out, takes the air and does his job. If Bette engaged the rodents, she wouldn't be haunted by bird ghosts.

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  2. What a wonderful tale. Ghostly birds would put a crimp in your winter enjoyment. Maybe that is what is making all this wind this winter. I don't think I have bird ghosts annoying me but I feel much like Bette. I have been cooped up way too long. I am ready for some of that southern comfort...winds from the south pushing spring toward us.

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    1. I love the imagery, Lisa. Let's get some of our Southern friends to help push.

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  3. Keep us posted on Bette as the days warm....

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  4. Hey Lee,

    Poor Bette is right. Her hunting grounds covered for weeks, the wind threatening to blow her away if she does venture out. They are called dumb animals, but that is far from the case. Cats and dogs too are smarter than many humans.

    I love the trunk she is taking a nap beside. It looks like one I have that was my grandmother's.

    You and Bette be patient; warm days will come and the snow will melt.

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    1. You're right; animals sense what we humans do not. Maybe Bette believes birds wait for her to come out, so they can set upon her en masse. She really looks terrified. It'll be interesting to see if she ventures out in the warm.

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  5. My cats are afraid of too many things to count. If you look up scaredy cat in the dictionary their pictures are there. Good survival trait though. They are NOT a fan of cold either. Some cats don't mind winter weather and some just hate it as Bette and her neighbors illustrate! When we lived in PA one of the barn cats would venture out in all weathers, even a blizzard, another would stay in the barn, and a third wouldn't leave the heated tack room.

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    1. Your examples of the differences are interesting. And they show that not all cats – or other animals, including humans – are built the same way.

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  6. I feel so bad for Bette. She needs a winter hobby, but cats are hard to encourage in these things. I hope we see a post in spring that shows a much happier cat. . . assuming there is a spring at the end of this latest snowstorm.

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    1. Laurrie, I'm afraid Bette has taken up a winter hobby: tightening her grip on managing her human servants. As for spring, you're probably seeing what I'm seeing out the window right now: Connecticut snowed in again. Eight fresh, new inches since yesterday and continuing to fall.

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  7. Poor Bette! She is responding exactly the way I would if I were snowbound and unable to get out in the garden without freezing my toes! Hope spring will come soon to you!

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    1. Thanks, Deb. Hope real hard, and don't stop. I need all the hope I can get.

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  8. Lee, you need to provide some entertainment for poor Bette. I sprinkle birdseed right outside the back door so Hub and Dori get to see all those birds and squirrels up close and personal. Of course, I have only inside cats so they are used to watching from afar.

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  9. I grew up with cats but never lived in a cold climate with one. My dogs are blissfully happy, regardless of the weather. I'd give her some catnip to break her funk. But she'd be wise to be scared of bird ghosts. Kitty cat karma...

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    1. Ironically, I looked for the catnip stash the other day and concluded I threw it away after it made Bette crazy. Time to buy more. Catnip crazy beats ghost crazy. Karma's rough.

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  10. I think Bette has finally met Karma, Lee. Maybe she'll reform this spring. One can hope. :-)

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    1. We shall see, Beth. When spring comes in, maybe, July.

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  11. Ha! Wonderful story Lee, I love your description of Bette's misery and the ghosts of the past that haunt her. Given her flair for drama, could your cat be named after Bette Davis perhaps?

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    1. Thank you, Rosemary. And how astute you are; indeed, she *is* named for Miss Davis. Both for her Bette Davis eyes – and because she's a queen of drama.The latter is reaching new levels this year.

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