I collect Web browsers the way I
collect plants. Excessively, simply because I like them. So, I
usually keep several in play – currently Firefox, Chrome, Safari,
Opera.
Sometimes, they fight, and I wind up as
collateral damage. Like the other night, when I somehow fell into
Application Hell where certain apps would work only with certain
browsers, and icons were ping-ponging all over my desktop. Apps
wouldn't open because they were “in the trash,” my little Mac
said. But really they weren't.
Caught in this web, I could only think
of a book I read years ago: Why Things Bite Back – Technology and
the Revenge of Unintended Consequences, by Edward Tenner (Knopf,
1996).
Throughout
my relationship with computers, I've believed that
glitches were the user's fault – garbage in, garbage out – but is
it possible that mysterious forces are at work?
In his book, Tenner quotes a computer
expert as saying certain problems are “in the area of metaphysics”
and that “strange things happen in electronics for which there is
no reason.” That belief feeds popular culture, including the old
Rod Serling Twilight Zone television series (I still love it) and the
movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, featuring HAL, the sensitive,
villainous computer.
To be sure, I felt mysterious forces
were with – and against – me the other night as I worked for an unbelievably long
time, eventually succeeding in casting out enough of
the techno demons to gain some semblance of control: I could write,
and I could browse. I had done what we all have to do from time to time: beat technology into submission.
Still, Firefox and Chrome continued
jousting for primacy. At issue: which one would be the chosen one
when I clicked on the Google search box. Firefox thought it ruled
searches because Safari had deemed it “default browser,” but no,
Chrome swooped in and snatched away that privilege time and time
again.
In the end, Chrome won. I threw in the
towel for Firefox. A rematch is not ruled out.
The next morning, I came downstairs,
early as usual, and saw my stone grouping on the dining room table
lit like I'd never seen before: rays coming in through the glass
door, splashing the largest stone with vibrant colors.
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| Sisyphus, at his impossible task. |
I was Sisyphus. Technology was my rock.
Sisyphus didn't have a rainbow, and I was hoping mine would help me keep on pushing.